Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1851 Post by Big Ben » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:09 pm

Looks like the most Rob Zombie movie Rob Zombie never made.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1852 Post by dekadetia » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:39 pm

I realize we just discussed Family Enforcer a page ago but nevertheless:

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1853 Post by aox » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:49 pm

Yeah, I can see Scorsese plotting for 14 years to top that film. Some might say he succeeded, but I like to remain impartial.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1854 Post by TheKieslowskiHaze » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:42 pm

I like that it's a picture of Pesci from Casino. Like if a new release of Billy Madison had a screenshot of Uncut Gems on the cover.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1855 Post by The Pachyderminator » Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:51 pm

My favorite part is the "Four stars!!" without the usual attribution to a critic who rated it, as if the consumer might otherwise assume it's only a three star film, but disclosing four stars will clarify that.

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#1856 Post by furbicide » Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:07 am

The irony is that most critics' names probably mean nothing to the average customer begin with, so perhaps it doesn't really matter so long as someone said it!

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1857 Post by brundlefly » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:36 am

So happy they found the perfect font for "The Mean Streets Just Got Meaner." Mr. Pesci (surely one of the four stars) even stares at it with loving approval.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1858 Post by Zot! » Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:52 am

That is just a small masterpiece. My favorite subtle touch is the gun that has speedlines that would indicate a hasty retreat...or is it just part of the "F"?...either way, brilliant.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

#1859 Post by domino harvey » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:48 pm

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#1860 Post by Monterey Jack » Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:23 pm

Awful horror movie gets the awful cover art it deserves.

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