Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

Discuss North American DVDs and Blu-rays or other DVD and Blu-ray-related topics.
Locked
Message
Author
User avatar
The Narrator Returns
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:35 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2401 Post by The Narrator Returns » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:09 pm

This may not even be the worst of them, either.

Image

User avatar
domino harvey
Dot Com Dom
Joined: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:42 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2402 Post by domino harvey » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:11 pm

The Narrator Returns wrote:This may not even be the worst of them, either.

Image
I don't know if you've seen it, but it's actually not a self-serious movie about deafness. Lots of humor and conflicting emotions and plenty of 80s-era young people, so the banner isn't quite as silly for it as you might think

Movie-Brat
Joined: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:14 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2403 Post by Movie-Brat » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:16 pm

domino harvey wrote:If you've never owned one of these editions, they came with CDs. What music best accompanies a rape?
Oh, I thought the title was familiar. Oh my god. :shock:

No, why would they do that?

User avatar
CSM126
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:22 am
Location: The Room
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2404 Post by CSM126 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:35 am

Image

Is...

Is that comic sans?

User avatar
mfunk9786
Under Chris' Protection
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 4:43 pm
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2405 Post by mfunk9786 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:25 am

CSMS126

Movie-Brat
Joined: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:14 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2406 Post by Movie-Brat » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:40 pm

Forgive if this was brought up but just in case.

Image

Yeah, if you were annoyed by the constant comparisons between The Hunger Games and Battle Royale, this adds fuel to the fire.

User avatar
rspaight
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:18 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2407 Post by rspaight » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:50 pm

Ick. Is that Arrow putting that out?

Hunger Games reminded me more of Stephen King's "The Long Walk."

User avatar
scubadonc
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:51 am
Location: Wyoming
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2408 Post by scubadonc » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:56 pm

rspaight wrote:Hunger Games reminded me more of Stephen King's "The Long Walk."
I would've enjoyed The Hunger Games more if it had sections involving the logistics of pooping during the games.

Movie-Brat
Joined: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:14 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2409 Post by Movie-Brat » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:11 am

rspaight wrote:Ick. Is that Arrow putting that out?
I think it's Viz Media's doing, they release stuff there in the UK as well to my knowledge at least.

Bürgermeister
Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:05 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2410 Post by Bürgermeister » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:34 am

Movie-Brat wrote:
rspaight wrote:Ick. Is that Arrow putting that out?
I think it's Viz Media's doing, they release stuff there in the UK as well to my knowledge at least.
Nope, it's an Arrow release.

I think it brings Arrow's total of releasing it to 8.
:roll:

User avatar
Gregory
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:07 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2411 Post by Gregory » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:32 pm

I can really imagine the masses who liked The Hunger Games saying, "Oh, I love THG, so I should buy more movies about children fighting each other to the death. It's a can't-miss premise!"

Use of Bank Gothic font just like THG seals the deal.

User avatar
The Narrator Returns
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:35 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2412 Post by The Narrator Returns » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:07 pm

Image

Movie-Brat
Joined: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:14 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2413 Post by Movie-Brat » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:09 am

Bland and boring is how I describe that cover. Julia Roberts looks kind of like a Sandra Bullock clone for some reason though.

User avatar
colinr0380
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:30 pm
Location: Chapel-en-le-Frith, Derbyshire, UK

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2414 Post by colinr0380 » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:50 am

That looks like a lovely genteel dinner party where everyone seems so understanding of each other! I can't wait to watch this for a relaxing evening in front of a quiet, low-key movie!

User avatar
flyonthewall2983
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:31 pm
Location: Indiana
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2415 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:11 pm

Terrible movie, but awesome cover actually.

Image

User avatar
CSM126
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:22 am
Location: The Room
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2416 Post by CSM126 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:49 am

Judging from the RCA/Columbia credit on the back, I'm guessing that's a photoshop based off the VHS release. I think the rights to that film are solely held by WWE at this point (and if they haven't released it on blu ray yet, they should!).

bamwc2
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:54 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2417 Post by bamwc2 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:24 pm

Holy cow! I probably saw that I dozen times as a ten year old, but I had completely forgotten about Kurt Fuller and Joan Severance being in it. That double billing should make it worth the price of admittance alone. Looking back on it now, the only material that distinctly stand out is the *sigh* "dookie" scene and the final bodyslam at the end. However, the cover also reminds me that the younger brother spends some time in a traction neck brace presumably due to a beatdown at the hands of Zeus!

User avatar
Gregory
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:07 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2418 Post by Gregory » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:29 pm

So was Hulk convincing in a role described as "strong but sensitive"?
Brell sics his thugs on on Rip's beautiful girlfriend
Don't any of these companies pay the pittance needed for a proofreader?

User avatar
flyonthewall2983
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:31 pm
Location: Indiana
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2419 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:02 pm

CSM126 wrote:Judging from the RCA/Columbia credit on the back, I'm guessing that's a photoshop based off the VHS release. I think the rights to that film are solely held by WWE at this point (and if they haven't released it on blu ray yet, they should!).
And they are!

User avatar
flyonthewall2983
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:31 pm
Location: Indiana
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2420 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:03 am

The funny thing about the new artwork is that up close you can clearly see they did some Photoshop, giving Hulk quite a bit more hair.

User avatar
tenia
Ask Me About My Bassoon
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:13 am

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2421 Post by tenia » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:51 am

CSM126 wrote:Judging from the RCA/Columbia credit on the back, I'm guessing that's a photoshop based off the VHS release. I think the rights to that film are solely held by WWE at this point (and if they haven't released it on blu ray yet, they should!).
Even easier to spot this as a custom cover : there is no barcode on the back cover (and also no specs about video resolution or whatever, but I've seen covers without them so why not).

User avatar
flyonthewall2983
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:31 pm
Location: Indiana
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2422 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:48 pm

"The RussellMania Edition" is kind of a dead give-away too.

User avatar
cdnchris
Site Admin
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:45 pm
Location: Washington
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2423 Post by cdnchris » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:01 pm

I saw it at Best Buy over the weekend, despite the release date being tomorrow. $7.99. You know you want to get it, even if the cover isn't anywhere near as good as that fake one.

User avatar
matrixschmatrix
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 11:26 pm

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2424 Post by matrixschmatrix » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:50 pm

If anyone's curious, How Did This Get Made? just released an episode about it (and made it sound delightfully bonkers)

User avatar
flyonthewall2983
Joined: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:31 pm
Location: Indiana
Contact:

Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 3-D)

#2425 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:14 am

cdnchris wrote:I saw it at Best Buy over the weekend, despite the release date being tomorrow. $7.99. You know you want to get it, even if the cover isn't anywhere near as good as that fake one.
The addition of the two matches which weren't on the previous DVD guarantees that my brother will likely double-dip this.

Locked